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Day 19 - The EARS of Ruth Today's Episode "How to make Yahoo work efficiently" |
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It was a relatively quite morning at the scoring table this morning
some new developments and some changes in the top five! 1st - NPS holds
onto and expands her lead in first place for another day - 7471 points
2nd - Allyn still hanging in there strong with - 7083 points 3rd - Vera
makes a big move from 6th into 3rd place - 6086 points 4th - Kay also
moves up a notch - to 4th with 5027 point 5th - Helen rounds out the top
five with a score of - 4848 points All scores are posted through midnight
- will start working on Day 19 shortly
BJOD - two racers this morning
have made very big moves overnight
Ruth - moved from 14th to 7th
Maddie - who was enjoying Maine several days ago has moved from 20th to
13th
What happen to that Dale guy? ...Onward!" Signed HRS!
. . . Donna, trying to decide, said. "What happens next ... way too
early to 'really' think!" . . . Day replied, "Go --------------
back to sleep, back to work!" . . . Clearing out additional stuff,
he continued," Hi all the Day 19 stuff is posted - AA, SS, Location,
TT - wildcards Holli and Dan - double zero's between - cumulative above
- single zero below - same as yesterday
The EARS of Ruth to be posted
shortly." Signed, HRS." . . . then added the title of this episode,"
"How to exercise while still in bed - My Favorite Jury Duty"
Responding to Slygranny's silk blouse tale, Dan said," Rag! - something
like that could never happen on the HUSTLE II Dale has been very
careful with the laundry - even refusing help from the HUSTLE II crew
so as to assure the protection and quality of his work." . . .Allyn,
continuing yesterday's discussion on jury duty, said, "I spent eleven
weeks on a jury in a Federal case. (I was foreman too...just meant I got
to state the verdict at the end.) At the time it was the record length
for a trial. Got fired from my job because my employer felt he had to
replace me. (Could have taken him to court but chose not to). Within the
year there were cases that dragged on for months. I guess we opened the
door!" . . . She added, "I'm excited for Rosanne too! It's a
beautiful place. You'll have so much fun decorating it. I love the idea
of the village-on-a-ledge. Keep us up to date with pictures. Can't wait
for the next step!" . . . Replying to Dale's comment that Mazelle
had never been called to jury duty, Esme observed, "In California,
you'd have to not have a driver's license or state ID or not be on the
voter rolls
It's hard to escape getting called
They called
my then 95 year old blind father, but after 70 you can fill out the physical
exemption without a doctor's signature." . . . Looking around the
empty aft deck, Donna remarked, "I see clue A finally arrived at
5:46 (my time) on the message board.... interesting. ... It also arrived
last. Sigh
So where the heck is everyone? Not many messages in the
last 24 hours... actually went to the site to see if I was missing something."
. . .Continuing, she said, " I don't know what is worse.... the weather
here- predicted 88 with 80 percent humidity-- or more trivia issues
.either I have no clue to the answers or get them all right with a few
guess's...never land where I want." . . . "Hi Donna," said
Dan. "They sure are dragging stuff all over the place today - yahoo
that is
We are in weird Week Three - which is a time/shift week -
for me it's the easiest to score - must be lots of racers planning strategy
yahoo also doesn't help with its inconsistent time manipulation!".
. . Helen called out, "Hi Donna...its Wednesday a.m. ... I've already
missed today's location, run a lot of errands, sent Dan another answer...he
must be working for a living since I haven't heard from him on my second
guess or SS... still trying to figure out AA, but may have to wait till
later. My trivia score is in the basement again...am slipping out of the
top scores, but then...it's only a game...RIGHT??" . . .Dan responded
saying, " You shouldn't have much problem today I only got TWO right
hopefully Holli scores high - so everybody can slide in-between!"
. . . Holli laughed, "Hope you didn't count on it!" . . . Dan
laughed, " I sure wasn't paying attention during the 70's - at least
you put some distance between us!" . . .Helen ruefully replied, "
Yea...I'm between again." . . . and Dan replied," That'll be
double 00's no matter what then!" . . . Continuing, he said, "
Double Donna's Do Double Dip!... In a rare occurrence - both Donna's have
hit extra points today both hitting the Race and the AA for Extra
points!" . . . Dale innocently asked, "Are you sure you didn't
mix up the names?" . . . Replied Dan with a straight face, "No
Bill - I'm pretty good with names!" . . . Esme announced, "That's
at least 56 extra TM points for each of you!... WTG!" . . . Allyn,
returning, said " Unh,uh ...check out the trivia. We're back to the
70s!" . . . and Dan laughed, saying, " seems Frank has that
one down pretty good." . . . Donna ventured, "Well, if that
isn't worth some extra special points.... guess nothing is
Right?
Namesake WC?
hey, I am asking for points in case it is "that'"
day too!" . . . Ruth remarked, "Easy for him! He spent one of
his 9 lives frolicking through the 70's, and will probably max out the
80"s too. I tried to convince Dan that my awful score was because
I was not yet born in the 70's. Being the gentleman, he just nodded his
head!" . . . Dan laughed, "I'll work on the premise I was a
newlywed during those years!" . . . Slygranny burst out laughing.
"uhuh - I guess I was too young as well!!" . . . Dale said,
"I think during that time I was playing the GAME OF LIFE with my
daughters." . . . Donna called in from her office. "Well, I
guess I will find out how close of a point spread there is when I get
home
I won't go on the trivia site from a work computer." .
. . Slygranny laughed. 'Dale - that was Dan who said that - I said I was
too young (with tongue in cheek) No wonder they keep you in the back seat
of Herbie." . . . Checking his scoreboard for racer location, Dan
said, "Helen makes a wrong turn ends up in Calcutta, India"
. . . then, sending a link to his photos, Dan said, "http://dtlima.com/Rosann.htm.
You can now see Rosann's new house on the PGPA". . . Holli announced
today's Bullistic Bingo drawing with a drum roll. "Splat", "A
Bucket of Water Balloons!" . . . Donna, receiving her mail too slowly
to satisfy her, replied to Helen, "Say what?... Game? ... Dale told
me this was for the million dollar cash first prize
just got your
morning message.... maybe you will get this by tonight... sigh!"
. . . Dan laughed, "Just got it 1:41 PM eastern - must have gone
the same way that million dollar first prize message went," and attaching
an earlier message, Dan said, " SHEESSH - I sent this at 8:42 am
just hit now at 1:04 PM - glad we have the EBS as a backup!" . .
. Slygranny agreed. "First night like that too - sent email and nothing
showed up for hours - seemed like nobody commenting here for over 2 hours.
Found THAT hard to believe!!". . . Somewhat miffed, Dale said, "Donna-
I believe you misunderstood what I said. It was If I WON the judges were
going to OFFER me the CHOISE of a million dollars or first prize award."
. . . "Hum," said Donna. "If I could arrange for you to
win, what is my cut?" . . . and Dale answered, "would let you
have the ribbon for a couple of days. (My choice) The dollars would be
too hard to collect trying to find Dan with enough free time to write
a check, and as far as Holli's------She would have me cleaning out her
basement just to see if she had a check
Can't afford the gas and
taxes to go collect the Dollars." . . . Rosann, checking on Holli
and the weather, asked, "Hi Holli, Did you get hit with last night's
storm out by you?
I just got rain up here and SOME light show.....TONS
of lightening south of me. My brother called and said he lost some of
the roof of his school and some flooding on the top floor where the priest's
residence is
He slept right through it and woke up only because
the alarms went off
We watched the noon news on channel 2.....they
showed his school (Archbishop Stepinac in White Plains)....it was hit
by a tornado. Did a LOT of damage to the school
more than he described.
No one was hurt thank God." . . . Rita answered her, "We Illinois
people know how dangerous those tornados can be. Glad everyone is safe
and sound at the high school. What a mess they will have to deal with."
. . . WC Donna answered Dan, " Well, my Double-Dip trick is to shut
off the 5 a.m. alarm and roll back over and go back to sleep! I was in
a total panic when I woke up with DH's alarm at 6 a.m.! No time to play
on the computer this morning! Got to work and tried to "sneak"
play when the boss wasn't looking...it paid off...I had no idea of where
I'd place...just wanted to get the silly things answered! Quite an accidental
pleasure
I like that "Double Donna's do Double Dip! Watch out...Dan
may make this an AA someday!!" . . . Dan, always thinking ahead,
dispatched an advance Day 20 notice: "You ask for it you got it
points you can have just for the asking However there might be
a few things you may want to consider first!...(Loud Drum Roll !!!!!!!!)!
. . . Announcing a new Improved Hollidan Improved Towing Service
II (HITS II) --- New and improved just for you --- If you really gotta
go call HITS II
Since some of the vehicles are getting pretty
worn by this trek around the world please consider using Hollidan
Improved Towing Service II. Starting on Day 20, this service will be available
starting 04:00 ZULU 7/20/6
You can use this service any time
you feel the need and for what ever reason - the HITS II will tow you
from your current location to your next destination no questions asked
any time anywhere from one race point to the next - YOU CAN USE the towing
service ONCE and ONLY ONCE per racer during the entire remainder of the
race - You CAN NOT USE IT on the last two days of the race July 30, 2006
or July 31, 2006 - since we are such a friendly towing service we'll pay
you the TPs - using the towing service will earn you extra points
there is NO TEAM PLAY ALLOWED with HITS II each request
for a tow must be made individually Each racer must request a tow
as an individual TOWS ARE NOT TRANSFERABLE YOU MAY ONLY
REQUEST A TOW FOR YOURSELF
There are more racers than tows available
and the amount of available tow will be reduced each day
ONCE THEY ARE GONE THEY ARE GONE
Each Day there will be a
reduced number of Tows available AND ONCE THEY ARE GONE THEY ARE
GONE you can only request a tow for the amount of points and within
the number of tows available in the order presented tows are offered
free of charge but will ONLY BE OFFERED IN THE ORDER STATED BELOW.
The same amounts will be posted on the daily score sheets as well."
. . .(Pause to change carbon in the duplicating machine.) . . .Day 20
TOW POINTS AVAILABLE from Hollidan Improved Towing Service II
1st
person to use it earns extra 50 points
2nd - 60 points
3rd -
70 points
4th - 80 points
5th - 90 points
6th - 100 points
7th
- 120 points
8th - 140 points
9th - 160 points
10th - 180
points
11th - 200 points
12th - 225 points
13th - 250 points
14th
- 275 points
15th - 300 points
16th - 350 points
17th -
400 points
18th - 500 points
19th - 600 points
20th - 700
points
HITS II Free Towing Points for the next days race will
be different (larger) and fewer (# available)
Remember you
can request the tow - ANYTIME and you'll automatically arrive at the next
destination with those additional towing points plus appropriate racing
points added to your score you will not need to answer the question
for the locations of that day (youll automatically be towed there)
- but again YOU CAN USE IT ONCE AND ONLY ONCE per racer (NO TEAM REQUESTS
WILL BE HONORED) - you use it by making the request via e-mail to the
judges inbox just as you would when submitting an answer. I'll let everyone
in the Circle know the status of the free service and who has gotten the
tow and in what order they ask for it
.Towing MAY NOT be used for
AA, BB, TT or any other combinations of the alphabet unless specifically
stated in this document prohibited in East Overshoe, Idaho and
any other locations where toothpaste is not sold limited one per
racer, must be 18 years of age or older, the view expressed in this message
are those of those who express them and do not necessarily reflect the
views, opinions, or positions of Hollidan, Inc., or any of their affiliates,
subsidiaries, sponsors or assigns under all circumstances your
mileage may vary
Any advantages that can be found by players within
the statement "how to play" but not stated may be taken
Signed, Your friendly Hollidan Improved Towing Service II
HITS II
Our motto - "When you are feeling run down youll be
glad HITS II is around"!! . . . Slygranny had a question. "Dan
- maybe it's not the vehicles that are worn! Maybe it's the drivers, or
backseat drivers even? Haven't seen mention of any laundry in the last
couple of days - with these hot climes we are traveling in now, maybe
a little distance is good (i.e. - a loooong tow rope)?
also have
a question re the limitations of towing service - just how diligent are
you on the toothpaste thing - and who gets to do the research to check
out whether it is available? Enquiring minds would like to know before
it's too late. Donna's snooze alarm failed so I have to ask. " .
. . Dan informed the racers of an unusual happening. "Ruth, I think
the guys at YAHOO are reading The EARS of Ruth - maybe I should send it
in a brown wrapper cover next time! I heard they just read it for the
articles though!" . . . to which she replied, "Brown paper wrapper
is better than the old newspaper wrapping dead fish I received this morning.
Figured maybe the Yahoo boys are jealous of the highly skilled, well-disciplined
racers at Hollidan's and are showing their pique. (Oops, sorry for the
chauvinistic remark I meant yahoo folks!) Thanks for the suggestion.
There is a ton of brown wrapping in HUSTLE II's vault. They use it for
Mummy wrap during tomb expeditions" . . . Esme remarked, "Only
boys behave the way Yahoo behaves, Ruth." . . . Donna's serious comment,
"Well I am a tad worried about this...Posted EARLIER today in the
Double Donna message reply, about asking for free points- of course this
was way before this message was sent to me- But I have not seen my message
return to my email box! Sigh... my luck it will arrive just in the start
time of this new option...and since yahoo is just being yahoo.... can
you EBS the point worth for tomorrow with your clue A- B- C or something
." . . . Ruth's A-HA! Reply
"I TOLD you! Yahoo is being
a brat about the racers! Next thing you know they'll stick a ringer in
among us. Did anyone check out that tall, handsome stranger weeding in
Donna's garden ... wearing racing colors on his t-shirt?" . . . continuing,
she added, "
and the last time I stopped at Esme's, there was
an extra "grandchild" at the dinner table --- only he was 6
ft 4 inches tall, wore an African hunting jacket and kept asking about
clues . . . Esme didn't notice. She had her conductor's baton in her hand,
practicing!" . . . A surprised Donna said, "Someone was weeding
in my garden.... Whoo HOO!" . . . (She also sounded pleased!) . .
. Vera asked, "Does he also come with really big muscles to help
get that bear in position?" . . . Dale asked, "Which Donna is
that? . . . Esme replied, "I remember that guy. He's pretty well
traveled too!" . . . A message arrived from Larry, titled thanks
from Larry and Blue. "Sad to say but July is the month I have to
travel for my job with the College Board. I get to spend lots of days
in some not so great places teaching teachers how to teach Advanced Placement
classes. Currently I'm in a Holiday Inn that says it has free wireless
internet but that is only if you are sitting in the lobby in the chair
directly in front of the women's restroom. There is a guy sitting on the
floor in front of me with his laptop to catch the signal as well. Anywhere
else and the signal fails! Some of the servers I've been on are so slow
that it makes playing the TT game take forever---but it has been great
fun
One night this month I played the game sitting outside a hospital
emergency room---because they had wireless
.Still this VSRR has been
a ball and I have greatly enjoyed all the puzzles and secret help I've
received from everyone. (I'll never tell who)
You guys have made
me laugh and helped break the boredom of being away from home so much---guess
that is why you are a "Circle of Friends". Best send this quick
before the signal fails---and thanks again for Being such great folks
all month---as Clint Eastwood says so well---you guys "Make My Day"
Signed, Larry -- somewhere in rural Georgia in the Holiday Inn Select---imagine
if it was not "Select"! . . . Dale, appearing to be helpful,
said, "What type of signals are the women trying to get across. Maybe
if you were to move to the side you could understand the signals better."
. . . Dan greeted Larry, saying, "Hey Larry - glad you could join
us - hey since you are staying at a Holiday Select Night tonight - will
you be qualified to perform brain surgery tomorrow?" . . . Helen
waved at Larry, "Hey, Larry, If you're anywhere near Augusta, Id
yourself." . . . Suddenly, the microphone crackled and a booming
voice made the following announcement . . . "Today's answer - the
name of a place
Clue A: As of the end of 2003, 1,919 people had
visited (829 of them since 1998)
Clue B: found to be 6' higher in
1999
Clue C: 179 people died while visiting - some still lie exactly
were they died
Clue D: Named by Andrew Waugh, the British surveyor-general
of India
Additional clues will follow"
and just as suddenly
and mysteriously the voice spoke in a whisper . . ."Dan Lima would
like to recall the message, "VSRR II - Day 20 - Clue D". . .
The ever vigilant Donna asked, "D before c- b- a? Did we have an
oops here?" . . . Dale jumped in. "NOPE it's too late. Cost
you travel points." . . . Dan answered, "OOPS is a command in
AutoCAD - that will recall your last command. - Unfortunately - I'm not
designing a roadway or a building LOL." . . . A frustrated
Dan replied, "WOULD YOU BELIEVE, FOR THE FIRST TIME ALL DAY YAHOO
WORKS ALMOST INSTANTANEOUSLY!!!!!!!!!...ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!... Well at least
rules don't change - maybe strategy will!" . . . A clearing of the
throat and Dan continued, "ARRGH Yahoo first they drag
their butts all day long and then with the error of one number --I sent
off Clue D for Day 20 early, and suddenly Yahoo is working at the speed
of light... So, to make it fair Ill be sending all the clues out
after I get done with this dispatch! Whats so frustrating is the
time spent trying to craft challenging clues that build on each other
that go **POOF** just like that oh well thats what
life does to all of us sometimes anybody want some lemonade!...
Humor me when you send me your answer in the morning please tell
me which Clue convinced you that you have the right choice, A, B, C, D,
etc
As requested, the points for Day 20 are posted below along
with the Hollidan Improved Towing Service II tows for the day
please be sure you understand how towing works before ordering
a tow strategy goes a long way in the Tow Business
http://dtlima.com/VSRR%20II/HITS%20II.htm
Sure would be nice if Yahoo would behave itself!...Type at you in
the morning!" . . . signed, HRS . . . continuing, Dan said, "I
hate it when that happens! LOL ---- No, really! I planned it that way
- yeah, it's a ploy - a strategy deployed by TOOJ to confound and confuse
himself --- err I mean the racers!" . . . The second Final Dispatch
arrived." Okay - all straightened up and table is clear for the evening
- if you have sent me a correct answer so far it's on the score sheet.
There will be 2 more clues for the Day 20 location that will be sent out
at starting time
Thanks for the fun - hopefully Yahoo behaves itself
over night
Type at you in the morning." . . . Racers began
milling around studying maps, borrowing flashlights and magnifying glasses,
checking encyclopedias, scrutinizing the horizon --- trying to avoid reading
clue D
"the Oops! Clue"
Nothing worked! There is
nothing to be found that is significant to 1,919 people visiting a place
(?), by the end of 2003 nor 829 visiting since 1998
On to
the next clue. 6 ft. higher in 1999
Shucks, an Indian mound? ...
A lake or water table
Pampas grass in the Argentine?
An aggravating acronym like 'plateau?'
Try Clue C
179 people
died while visiting hmmm, surprising that 179 people died in quite
a few incidents
Mumbai train bombing, Indian ocean earthquake,
Peruvian earthquake, Finland
Mount Everest
AHA!! Thar she
blows!!! Mount Everest everything checks out
the National
Geographic Society re-measured in 1999 and found it to be higher
and "as of the end of 2003 1,919 people had reached the summit (829
of them since 1998) and 179 people died while summitting. " . . .
Now I can peek at Clue D
There's so much dad-burned snow up here
I can't see the other racers, but there'll be lots of adventure stories
to tell when we get back to HUSTLE II
heading there for coffee
now and to swap stories. What a place this is
found a St. Bernard
at the top wagging his tail
no cask around his neck, just a note
saying "I owe you one. signed Dale." . . . |