VSRR III -- Ruth on the Road – Day 3                                                                                                                

July 3, 2007 

 

“HMMMM” said Dan. “I had trouble getting the JudgeMobile started - too much salt air I think - anyway now that the servers are back on line and all is running smoothly I've made it to the scoring table and have begun to add in yesterdays Trivia scores. Looks like Vera was one above the "traveler" and got double points. Today's wild card will be Helen's daughter "sunfrog" - if you end up just above or just below her you get double points.” and he added, [A little horn tooting] “Catching up at the scoring table - we have a new leader - overnight in combination with arriving at the day 2 destination and double points for trivial Vera has moved into first place! “ Ruth called, “Yea! Vera! …What the heck am I Yea-ing about……… you just leapt ahead of me!”

 

Following a lengthy discussion about puzzles, Dan worked to enlarge the pictures and retain clarity viewing them on his laptop with a relatively small screen. But Sly had tried different resolutions and only got fuzzier pictures. Helen moved all the puzzles into Photoshop Elements, “but they get fuzzy almost as soon as I start to enlarge them…think dear leaders need to come up with another means of giving us clues”... Donna broke in, “hum.... day job getting in the way. LOL! Some of us are having that same problem, you know, someone actually wants us to do something other than race in the month of July” ….. Sly’s crusty reply, “How inconsiderate of them - don't they know a happy employee is more productive - and travel expands the mind - how many pixels are there in a mind anyway?) Allyn reappeared. ”Dear old Comcast...crashed at 1 PM yesterday, returned at 8 AM today. Threw a clinker in my race, but I've been to the garage and am back in the race, only one lap down.” Ruth responded, “I know the feeling…my keyboard broke a wing last night…trying to finish the report. Clunk, clunk…one letter took half a minute!  Help arrived…with bandages and big knots the wing is holding!”

 

Dan announced, “Dear VSRR III racers - my apologies for the puzzle problem - in lieu of the difficulties encountered - we'll be going back to the prior year races - of written clues. Because of the problems encountered all racers have been advanced to Easter Island and given the appropriate points. I'll have to figure out something else for the SS #3 and beyond - I'll let you know when it’s posted. Thanks, for your patience.”  Donna laughed, “No need for apologies- heck, we were just frustrated and venting.....! Actually you did a great job of keeping us on our toes…might want to try it with larger pieces, seriously, I think that was the MAJOR problem with it…just a thought!”  Big joy from Mike! “No more puzzles!!!!  YEAH!!!!  We love you Hollidan!!! Oh, and who ever let the elephant use my porta-potty is in BIG TROUBLE.” 

 

Sly questioned Donna’s whereabouts. “Donna O'Brien has been really quiet the last day - very uncharacteristic of her. I wonder if she is quietly adding more to her ankles, or somewhere else, while she is touring the Island,” http://www.netaxs.com/~trance/tattoo.html  Dan responded, “I have it on good authority directly from her that before leaving for Easter Island she was still in Paris shopping at a lounge-a-ray shop – I can't imagine where she's going to put those chairs in her little van!” Another announcement from Dan. “Helen first to find today's SS!”  Mike suddenly flashed in again!  “Dan, I found this link: http://www.flash-gear.com/npuz/ It allows you to make a puzzle from your own photos and create a dedicated link to solve it.  The users can than move the pieces around to make the finished product.  My sister and I tried it several times last night.  It works like a charm!!!  It was fun too because with more pieces, you have to scoot things around to make it work.  Maybe you should try this. Even though I may have indicated I didn't like puzzles, it was mostly in jest and with a program where we can move pieces around, it might be more fun for everyone.” . . .

 

Dan sent two puzzle tests requesting that everyone let him know if they were any better. Penny responded, “…We still need a program where we can take the pieces and move them around ourselves…like you can with a jigsaw game.” Dan, testing Mike’s program, burst into song! “http://five.flash-gear.com/npuz/puz.php?c=v&id=2226751&k=2150069 Man oh Man - this is what I was looking for and never found - THANK YOU MIKE! Now for the real test - please click on the link above and let's see if it works for everybody! If it does we may be back to Plan 56 - we'll stay with what is in the
starting gun for today - but if this test goes well - then we may just have to go back. Please let me know. Thanks again Mike - you just proved what I already knew - that the folks in this group always have an answer - even if they are not sure what the question is!!!” . . . Helen with relief said, “Thanks Mike! Dan! ...no longer cutting strange pieces!”....Mike smiled, “You are more than welcome! Now this is a puzzle I can figure out. Try it next time with smaller (and more pieces!!!)” …”Oh yea,” said Dan. “We'll definitely be working in that direction!” Then, whipping out clues with only short pauses Dan began posting clues for the racers next destination.  “(a.) Does not go well with pepperoni (b.) Heading southeast (c.) 1173 (d.) 183.27 feet from the lowest side (e.) 186.02 feet from the highest side (f.) Estimated weight 14,500 tons (g.) 294 steps (h.) 5.5 degree tilt…Clue 8 0f 8…….. Within minutes Dan reported, “NPS must have super GPS - how many clues Sue? ... You currently lead the pack!” Sue replied, “I figured it out on the 3rd clue. Like this much more than puzzles. Can we keep it this way?” [Sure, sure – I’d like it too if I solved it in five seconds!!] …Esme noted, “I just noticed that it costs more HD's to race than most of us can earn by arriving at the next destination. I think we're being "played!" Dan replied, “That's why the SS and Bingo are important - Not to mention trivia!”

Dan announced “As of 17:45 Zulu - the scorer's table is clear -- all points have been posted that I saw come into my inbox - 12 racers have made it – guess what's for dinner tonight? HRS “ – as an afterthought he added, “Mike - I can't wait for tomorrow's puzzle too - BTW - I think I'll redo Days 1 and Day 2 tonight if I get a chance.”… Rita answered the question –“Why pizza, of course. Sly and I have the strolling singer/musicians set up to sing Italian songs for us, while we eat pizza and sip our wine.”  Dan reported, “Looks who’s tied at the next destination with 147 Hollidan Dollars - Sly and Rita - way to go ladies - NPS only ONE point behind!” …  Kay laughed “Sounds like Dan is feeling pretty chipper this afternoon! That's good! Like to keep the judge happy too!;) And while you're feeling so happy, how about a little clue on that Secret Stash for the day? I'm losing my sense of humor with that.......... guess I'm just particularly dense or blind today........... have been over everything about 5 times now and haven't found it. Ugh!” Dan asked, “Have you found the page where you think it is yet?”  ”No!” said Kay …” I'm sure someone will help you,” he replied. “Ask that Dale guy he's always so helpful!” Sly suddenly looked up, “It has not escaped this investigative mind, that neither one of them have submitted their SS's yet - I suspect they are waiting to pounce on first place - strategizing over Trivia, and no doubt planning to make me eat dust.”  Dan answered, “I do recall a comment from Dale to that effect now that you mention it!”  Sly said, “I believe he also mentioned NC dust in the mix - been wearing my goggles ever since…. by the way - did you notice how Rita was feeding me pizza and trying to ply me with wine and music, only seconds before she submitted the SS? These IL folks are wily ROFLOL!” …

 

Holli popped in and announced the three Bingo calls for day 3 -- A Shamrock Tattoo -- Zulu time -- Saltwater Fishing.” … Dan injected a thought. “Technically on Day 4 it is possible for someone to HOLLER BINGO -- OR NOT! Be sure to check the available Bingo points (Hollidan Dollar's) on the scoreboard in the morning - being first is not necessarily an advantage - perhaps a strategy might be appropriate. Your “HOLLER BINGO” is when your e-mail hits the public circle - it then must be validated by the Udder Judge ---Please feel free to ask any questions - the judges are practiced at making up answers!” signed HBS - Hollidan Bingo Scorer's!!

 

Right back at him NPS said, “Yeah, tell me another joke. Maybe by day 10,” Dan promptly said, “These two ducks walk into an Italian restaurant - err -- Mike how does that one go again?”  Mike said, “Not in mixed company! Last time I told that joke, I was escorted out of the building. Maybe later, after a little bit more Chianti. Pass the Filoncino. I don't want to drink on an empty stomach.”  Here comes more horn blowing as Dan announced, “Rita finds the secret stash and moves into sole possession of 1st place! -- Way to go Rita!” PPS (Points Posted Shortly!). Rita laughed, “Only until Vera gets home from work and sends in her answers.” Dan replied, “Enjoy it while it lasts!”  NPS said,”I think she got bonus points on trivia yesterday for being next to Traveler. Sometimes it’s not how fast you are in trivia but pure luck.” And Sly commented, “How did she get so many points anyway? These are only day 2 points for her - she is more than a day ahead - perhaps she needs a holiday, working so hard and all.”… Esme commented, “Technically or not, I could holler BINGO right NOW. But for purposes of the VSRR III, it would be wrong.” … “Uh Oh Holli” said Dan. “… watch out... looks like Esme is getting warmed up!”  Mike jumped in. “Okay, about this BINGO game...We have to get all 10 on our card before we can holler BINGO? Geez. Even a regular bingo card has only 5 across. This feels like playing in the gymnasium at Family Fun Night when the school principal chooses Cover All for the next game. All the kids groan and no longer pay attention leaving the adults to sit and painfully wait, and wait, and wait, playing 7 or 8 cards cuz the kids have lost interest… Oh, and how can Esme be ready? We have had only 9 items called and we need 10…. Forever Clueless, … this is taxing my brain!”   

 

Ever the helper, Dan came on with another thought. “Hello Racers – I need some brave souls to do some experimental test flying – thanks to Mike’s discovery and the magic of html I think I have managed to insert the puzzles directly into the VSRR III web page – hopefully people who have problems connecting at work will be able to get through and solve the puzzle – I have redone the first 3 days – actually photos that were used and I need some brave racers to test them out and report back. If you are a fearless racer – and want some practice for upcoming legs of the race – go to the VSRR III web page http://dtlima.com/VSRRIII.htm click on the “Location Clues” link to the right of the globe and then pick your day – let me know if it works for you…signed, HOOTS – Hollidan Office Of Terrific Stuff” . . . .

 

You should have seen the dust fly! Scrambling to get into the air, Helen, Penny, Holli, Ruth, Rita, and Allyn crowed with delight as they swung from photo to puzzle! Swoops, turns, glides, loops – airborne and free as birds!  “LOVE IT --- BRING THEM ON!!” said Penny. . . “Hotsy Totsy – you're a genius!” said Ruth. “Worked perfectly. My goggles are fogged from all the barnstorming, but that piece of rock just popped into place!” Helen said, “Worked fine....Pisa is leaning...” “Geesh how easy is that now!” said Holli . . . “Oooh...that was FUN...do some more!” said Allyn . . .Mike beamed. “Happy - Happy - Happy!!!  These new puzzles are AWESOME!!!  I want more.” Signed Mike - OPT (Official Puzzle Tester) . . . 

 

Dan was visibly moved!  ”Neat Mike -- thanks again for finding that PPT (Puzzle PuterTogetherer). You saved my sanity and perhaps single handedly saved the VSRR III from falling off a cliff. I feel like I just spent the night working in the garage on the old 61 Corvair - tuning it up, grease up to my elbows - but she's purring like a kitten.  . . ´Mike replied, “My pleasure. It was obvious that the original puzzles were going to cause a revolt. I emailed my techie sister and begged her to solve Day 2. She responded back that it was a waste of her time and here's a link to a better puzzle program. Then she started emailing my entire family puzzles of personal pictures. It got me thinking...I can only imagine what your email inbox looked like the past few days! LOL!!!” Dan packed the clipboard in his brief case saying, “We’ve got a bunch of stuff to do in the morning - starting time tomorrow - 19:00 ZULU - see you at the scoring table! “. . . and he was off into the night!!  

 

Esme said, “Great! That's noon for me and I might just be awake by then. Starting time tomorrow - 19:00 ZULU - see you at the scoring table!” Holli jumped up laughing, ready to go! “Boy, now there is more time to party!! I am happy everyone is pleased with the puzzles…”I do think the Judge went soft!! We must think of another way to aggravate the racers! Who is trying to bribe me with food?? STOP IT!! Right now I want a Bologna Sandwich with mayo before I go mad!! But I would settle for a Frozen Daiquiri!” . . .”Mike said soothingly, “BUT...it's only virtual calories. You can't gain weight from virtual calories.”