VSRR III Ruth on the Road   Day 31                                                                                                                                                         (10,418)                                                                                                                                   

July 31, 2007

 

Donna greeted us bright and early. “Morning all.... Dan you get right to scoring, since I was up, coffee made, running out for some morning treats, anyone want something special? BRB” . . . Barney thought a moment and said, “1 custard filled please” . . . Karen, eyeing the goodies on the table, said, “Hi Donna
I am not a sweets eater for breakfast, but could I please have a slice of Key Lime pie to go with my lunch??? Thank you” . . . Answering Kay’s solicitous words about her illness yesterday, Donna said, “Work day starts early .... Long story of knowing this was going to happen, so at first sign, started the routine to pull myself out. Not bad this time....really.....I just hate the drugs for a week”.... SuzyQ said, “If it's not too late to place my order, I'd like some French Market donuts. (Too early to spell  beneights correctly!)” . . . Donna continued, “Well, I think I have everyone taken care of.....Since Dan is sleeping and Holli is who knows where......I just charged it to them. I contracted one of the best chefs for an on site breakfast buffet..... they will be here in a minute! All kinds of ethnic pastries, a full omelet or whatever your hot breakfast tastes want... claim anything anyone orders will be there..... Figure this is the final stretch, so everyone - when they get up- needs a good breakfast to get them going.... Rita said, “Donna, That's okay. With all the Hollidan dollars we have spent on our travels, they can 'pop' for our final breakfast. I'll have a ham, cheddar, tomato omelets, with a side of hash browns and toast.  Thanks for setting everything up.” . . .  Enjoy! TM1… Dan and Holli are gonna flip when they find out how much this cost!” . . .  Holli, laughing, said, “I agree!... Morning all! What a beautiful day! I'll have French toast with berries please… and yes, keep the coffee coming! Thanks Donna” . . . Allyn said, “Shoulda called me...Chef Snoopy does fabulous beignets and her sticky pecan buns are to die for...and for Karen, the Key Lime Pie melts in your mouth. In-house chefs are the best! …I usually just do the cinnamon twist, but that asparagus quiche looks really good this morning!” . . . SuzyQ asked, “I'm not familiar with that one. Is it similar to the peppermint twist?” . . . Thinking aloud, Donna said, “I am wondering if the trial run of staying up late wasn't a good idea for Dan...... where is he?” . . .  Barney wondered too. “That’s what me thinks also. My pit stop seems to have done wonders.......lookout world.” . . . Dan laughed, “I was up sorting out instant replay tapes from last night!” . . .

 

Dan checked in announcing, “This is it - today's the day - why is Bugs Bunny dancing on the scorer's table! Had some rechecking to do on scoring overnight - to verify what times entries hit my inbox - on to trivia which is printing out now. Be back shortly - Coffee is on!” . . . Donna shook her head. “Oh.... he is in bad shape.... the coffee was done, he really didn't spill it out and make new did he? hum... didn't notice that whole restaurant staff either.....Gonna be an interesting day!” . . . Dan stuck his head in again saying, “Morning racers - seems all the WC got together for the final day of trivia - all but sunfrog and that made for some interesting scoring - NPS and Maddie take away the finial BIG Points for trivia - on to the other racing slips on the scoring table!... Be back shortly. HRS” . . . To Barney’s shout of Bingo, Dan said, “Pending certification - points posted shortly” . . . To Pattik’s pit stop request he said, “That'll work - one coming right up” . . . When Pattik said she should have asked for a pit stop for both days, Dan replied, “You got it, - and you can have two more on Tuesday!” . . .

 

“With what appears to be still a few more on the table after 0400 ZULU -the results through that time are posted - looks like it could be an exciting finish. --1. NPS – 13396. -- 2. Dave – 12363. -- 3. Donna -12092. -- 4. Penny – 11673. -- 5. Vera – 11338. -- And look who's in #6 - Suepa - VSRR I champion - is this a late minute charge - oh the humanity - ready for whatever comes my way - I hope. Back to the scoring table for any last minute additions… HRS” . . . Donna said, “It is ANYONE'S race at this point.... looking at the scores possible for today...So, please don't trample me while passing me up......me and turtle will be fine and continuing down the road... we will stay to the right.” She laughed. “Good Luck to all the racers.....and a Big thanks to Dan and Holli. I can't imagine how much time it took to do this year..... as a racer, it took a big chunk of my July.....” . . . Dan replied, “You’re welcome - should be an interesting day!” . . .  -  Answering Ruth’s complaint about no clean clothes for the race, Dan said, “Some racers did pretty good in New England as I recall without them!”  . . . Dale offered, “Well there was some wilted lettuce left over, may not be enough for everyone so better hurry.” . . . . . . To Donna’s comment on the cost of breakfast, Dan said, “Not a problem - seems the proceeds from this year's race are going quite well - It was the t-shirt sales of Dale with the washboard that put us over the top - so have at it - I'm thinking a big stack of buttermilk pancakes myself!” . . . Turning to Barney he asked, “Hey Barney - did you ever send in your location for Day 30?” . . . To Pattik’s remark about holding up the honor of low scores, Dan said, “Consistency is a good thing!” . . . Dan laughed, “The guy near the coffee pot was mumbling something about the coffee tasting like lobster.” . . . To Rita’s request for Bingo, Dan replied, “Pending certification and since your entry arrive after 0400 ZULU Day 31 points are awarded EVERYONE PLEASE NOTE - there are a few POTHOLES in Bingo today.” . . . Dale remarked, “I'm sure Kay and I will find them.” . . .

 

Dan answered, “I'm sure somebody will!” . Kay exclaimed, “WHAT??? You are CHANGING the bingo points AGAIN? Gee, thanks Dan. And the point would be?? That doesn't seem right. Yes, Dale, you are right......... if anyone can find the potholes, it's me!” . . .  Dan answered, “No some potholes are on the left as well - we at Hollidan attempt to spread out road hazards.” . . .  NPS said, “I am calling Bingo” . . . Dan replied, “Pending certification - you got it” . . . Dale asked, “Could you pick up some Freaky Fruits, sweetened corn puffs and a couple bottles of Clearly Sparkling Peach flavored Sparkling Water Beverage … I seem to be out. Wait a minute and I will give you a grocery list” . . . Dan posted the new narrative near the podium, saying, “Today's Episode: "As Finals Days Approach, Men Hold Their Own!"” . . . Checking Bingo scores, Holli said, “Confirming Barney has an official completed Bingo card…WTG..DUJ” . . . and she continued announcing, “Confirming PattiK has an official completed Bingo Card … WTG!! …DUJ” . . . to NPS she continued, “And calling it --  you should -- as you have it! … WTG Holli” . . . To Rita she added, “WTG Rita! You have a completed Bingo Card!... DUJ” . . .. Dan replied, “Roger dat!” . . . then, “Roger, Roger, Holli - PattiK positive!” . . .and, “Howdy Holli - NPS named noted!” . . . and “Hey Holli Happy Hollidan - Rita's reiteration right - Nicely noted!” . . . Sly asked, “So for day 31, do we say I need a pit stop twice in separate emails, or do we say I need two pit stops in one email - or is it a choice?” . . .  Dan replied, “Each Pit Stop needs to be requested separately as well as the day's location answer-“ . . . Sly, relieved, said, “Very clear and concise answer to the question, thank you - I had thought of trying to save you the email overload, but now will not feel guilty.” . . . Dan answered, “Hi Sly, Give or take a couple of hundred e-mails narrows it down to a few thousand or so - not a problem!” . . . Rosann, admiring Penny’s yard, said, “The yard came out really nice Penny....I like the walkway, too. Want to come down to NC & do my yard??? Actually, we planted 6 rose bushes that have finally taken & are blooming! I can't wait until all 6 have flowers on them at the same time, maybe I'll take a picture then.” . . .

 

Once more into the fray – as Dan stepped to the podium for the day’s announcements.  . . .”Morning racers - this is it just a little over 7 hours till start time!...
1. Starting time for the FINAL leg 22:00 ZULU - no answers for location, SS, PP before then please - they will not count. -- 2. SS#31 - what is it worth points - where it is worth an extra 100 points. -- 3. PP#31 - find it worth points - finish the phrase worth 100. -- extra points - answer the question worth 500 XTRA POINTS. -- 4. NO TRIVIA TODAY - but feel free to play for the fun of it. -- 5. Bingo - plenty of points left - but watch out for potholes. -- 6. PIT STOPS - same rules as Day 30 - FYI - if you did not request a Pit Stop on Day 30 you are still eligible for them. -- RACE ENDS at 04:00 ZULU 8/1. -- All racing slips (e-mails) must be in my in box before that time – NO EXCEPTIONS - remember Hollidan controls the virtual world but we have very little influence over the internet - none to be exact - so please plan your strategy accordingly - Dan's inbox is the only official receptacle for determining entry times and eligibility for points. … Still looks like it's almost anybodies race - thousands of points to earn today - gonna be interesting. … l. Someone put on a BIG pot of coffee for this evening - I'll stay at the scoring table until 0400 or a winner is declared whichever comes first. Been fun folks - one more round and that's it! Good Luck and Good Racing!” . . .  Sly said, “Gee willickers - missing the daily scramble already just from hearing it will end,” she laughed. . . .Dale asked, “Dan- Can you tell me how long it takes for my e-mails to get to your in-box? I need to time this pretty close” . . . Dan studied his answer and said, “Depends on which way the wind is blowing and how many pelicans we have sitting on the phone lines . The more pelicans the better the conduction - I hope this helps you determine the throughput you'll need to get'er done! So you might want to check the weather forecast.” . . . Maddie said, “Well...checked today and I have BINGO...Wild Child did it for me...and interesting enough, that's the same one that gave me Bingo for Card A.“ . . . . Helen said, “I have bingo...Will take whatever points and run” . . . “Good plan,” said Dan. “PPS pending certification” . . . “Wild Child did it for me too!” said Kay, turning in her C list. . . .  “So I assume SS and PP are out there somewhere now?” asked Helen. . . .  . .

Dan turned to Kay, saying, “Pending certification PPS - no pothole here!” . . . Answering Helen, Dan said, “Hi Helen - let me see if I can clarify. Assumptions are guess predicated on facts - in fact sometimes assumptions based on facts are correct - sometimes the facts you are assuming to be factual are indeed just assumptions making your assumptions incorrect. Sorry -- seems my clarification needs help from NPS … That is of course unless I answered your question” . . . Helen answered, “I get it, Dan....They aren't there yet...back to my quilting” . . . Dan replied, “Is that what I said? Thanks for the clarification.” . . . Dale said, “I might as well call BINGO also---Maybe I'll jump that HOLE” . . . Dave called Bingo and turned in his ten Bingo calls. . . . Donna said, “Hollering BINGO” . . . Dale commented, “It sure is hard to see all these pot holes in the DARK” . . . Dan said, “Turn on your headlights” . . . Dan answered Dale ruefully, “Smack dab in the middle of it - PPS - pending certification!” . . . To Dave he said, “Pending certification – PPS” . . . To Donna, “Pending certification PPS” . . . “Confirming Dave's Bingo! WTG!!” said Dan! . . .  Dale fussed, “Hey you could have left the LIGHT ON.” . . . When Dan confirmed Dale’s bingo, Dale said, “WTG!!!! What--------- was it you that filled it with mud? I know you were just waiting for me to come by. Then telling Dave to go around” . . . . .Dave responded, “Dale, I sure appreciated your help on that one. Maybe you had some in your eyes.” . . .  Dave added, “That should have said... ‘Maybe you had some soap in your eyes’.” . . . Dale laughed, saying, “Well that's much better than what NPS would have said.” . . . .And NPS responded, “No Dale, I would have just said that it was a shame that you hit a pothole. Now you may have to open up the laundry so you have clean clothes for tonite.” . . . Dale asked, “Do you think I could get everything cleaned before the party?” . .  Dan replied, “You're a professional - if you can't get it done - IT CAN NOT BE DONE!” . . .

 Holli reported, “Confirming TM1's Bingo! WTG!!” . . .[ Is anyone besides me getting dizzy?] . . . On Holli’s confirmation of Dave’s Bingo, Dan said, “Help, Holli – Dapper Dave Destiny’s Delight! “ . . .  Holli said, “Confirming Kay's Bingo card!!” . . . then, “Official Bingo card held by Helen! WTG!!” . . said DUJ! . . .. For Maddie, Dan said, “Posted!” . . . “Holy Holli – Kay Konfirmed!” said Dan . . .” Hoboy Holli - Happy Helen Hits Heavenly” . . . “Hopping Holli - Dynamic Dale's Digest Defined!” . ..  “Confirming Dale's Bingo!!! WTG” . . .DUJ . . . 

Dan said, “In order to make my life more interesting I have one of the main data servers that is acting real flaky - it's trying to tell me it needs medical attention - I'm trying not to listen!! The possibility exists that we may be finishing the race from here - just a heads up that's all. My plan is to get a good continuous sync backup – hopefully overnight and make the swap to a new server in the morning. If I suddenly disappear - it's because I don't want to score anymore – naw, just kidding - hopefully the spit, glue and bailing wire holds together through the night and I can be home to finish the race – if that changes I'll let you know - ah multitasking such a wonderful way to do different stuff all at the same time. Type at you later - cause there is not much I can do until the backup is done anyway - except pray it holds together long enough to finish.” . . . Sly said, Dan - are you saying we may have to send you our answers to your personal mail through Yahoo? Or to some other address? Do you have a yahoo address?” … and Dan replied, “Not to worry - there's got to be a morning after!” . . Nope not a problem - I have access to the world where ever I go - because no matter where I go there I am - same addresses as usual – from the racers perspective nothing changes - from my perspective – different view from the windows - ah it's what make my life interesting!” . . . . Dale said, “The Question is-----can you see the finish line- It could be close.” . . . Dan answered, “We have photo finish set up and ready for use if necessary – Remote Access is a wonderful thing!” . . .

Esme said, “Penny, I just checked out your garden and I have this to say: What Ruth said!...Great job, Penny's garden!...Penny, your garden is just lovely! . And I love your oval etched-glass door. Who did the actual designing, because it is done with beauty and taste. The curved walk in front has an old world charm - and the plantings are beautiful, even though I can't identify all the plants. The one looks much like a Weeping Willow . . . I also love the boulders and rocks and
their strategic placement. Wondering about that mulch. Is it wood chips, and is it permanent? You spoke of grass earlier, so I'm not sure if this is a cover for grass or not --- but it is certainly attractive just the way it is. Great photos, and they show a beautiful garden!!” . . . We took the suggestions of two different people(didn't cost anything for their suggestions) that do landscaping and came up with our own. Gary who put in the lawn did all the planting. Good thing he did - because we have a slight problem here - pregnant rocks. They sprout overnight. Randy has never seen so many rocks. They just keep multiplying but I think we now have a good handle on them. Birth control !

Dan announced, “Hi Racers - I've already been asked if we should postpone the finish.  THE ANSWER IS NO - THE RACE MUST GO ON! … I'll just do the scoring from the Southern Scoring Table - I need to stay in Naples until that is done in case the failing server gets hung - or I hang it. Actually - you all will keep me company while I'm scoring. -- Through rain and sleet and gloom of night, the race goes on - the finish now in sight. We've gone round the world around, Many points to win yet abound, So hang with me right here, The end of the race is very near!” . . . Rita said, “Dan, you are amazing. What would we do without you and your server.” . . . Donna looked surprised, “You’re staying out till MIDNIGHT???” . . . Holli said, “You’re staying out till MIDNIGHT??? This is one for the record books!!!” . . . Dan answered, “Seems that the way the race is shaping up too!” . . . Dan said, “I think I'll be here at least that long!” . . .  NPS asked, “Is that because of the race or because of other problems?” . . . Dale responded, “If you don’t care where you're going, any road will get you there. Where you come from isn't as important as where you are going.” . . . Continuing, Dale said, “Hey Looks like my pit crew has gone over to see what Dave has done to his racer. That car has been burning up the track. Then there's a crowd watching the lady with the Umbrella posing for the cameras, Just a friendly warning, There's a guy over there just waiting to get started, he's got the gleam in his eyes knowing in his racing heart that he can do it. GO BARNEY. ” . . . Dan said, “He could get a running start!” . . . then replying to Dale’s philosophical words, said, “Such Wisdom - it is not mere chance you know so much about laundry! “. . .

 WCDonna said, “Ah, it's nearing race time...crews are busy prepping for a grand finish. It's been fun! I wish my fellow racers a fantastic finish and a safe trip. Cheers,” . . . Donna asked, “We get two pit stops tonight. Do they have to be called in any order....can you do location - then pit stop- then pit stop... (all separate emails) or do the pit stops have to come before the location?? Yesterday it didn't matter- does it tonight?” .. Dan replied, “Any order or timing you please - just be sure to ask for the PIT STOP as described in the previous e-mails.” . . . Dan said, “Hi NPS Because of the server issues - I'll probably be here through the end of the race - from my perspective it's quite convenient - can't let the Hole Montes crew down and sure don't want to mess with the end of the race - it all works out into a nice neat little package - when life gives you lemons - I definitely make lemonade - want some!” . . . Esme said, “I got three of the finest caterers/restaurateurs set up to provide all those goodies and Dan didn't stop by at all! ... I'm so far behind in this race that I wasn't even going to gain "any advantages" or to bribe either of the hard-working judges.” . . . Dan asked, “Are you kidding - we have the back of the judgemobile packed with goodies from along the whole trip - including goodies from your place. I'm planning ahead - I don't eat like this for the rest of the year!” . . .

Dan could feel the tension as he spoke to the racers. “The excited crowd is lined up in Hollywood - waiting for the start less than 30 minutes from now - crews are putting the finishing touches on the racers vehicles that will dash or slowly move to the FINAL DESTINATION. The only question that remains is will it be a sprint or a leisurely meander to the final destination. Racers have laid out their contingency plans in preparation for their opponents gyrations and shenanigans eyeing each other carefully - looking for that subtle hint of that racers plan of attack. Remember it's only a game - but what person on earth wouldn't want the
title of "VSRR III Champion" - two champions have come before today's final, will they repeat? Will a new Champion be crowned? Will it be the leader who has headed the pack at the end of the last few days or will it be a racer who has come from far behind - all we know for sure is it's a great day for a race… The starting gun is primed and in a few minutes - the finals hours of VSRR III will be making history! … Good Luck and Good Racing!” … Kay said, “Thanks Dan. Yes, I'm ready to roll! Vrrrooommmmmm! Thanks for all your hard work on this crazy race and for keeping your sense of humor when others have lost it...... like me!  See you all at the finish line! Good luck to all. And dodge around those nasty pot holes!” . . . Dan smiled, “My pleasure! Really!” . . . Donna said, “Good Luck Dale....” . . . Dale added, “And may the BEST MAN win” . . . Dan laughed, “That looks like a possibility - only time will tell!” . . . Dale  suddenly lept up. “TIME --TIME-- The tracks not clear -------------- Will take about 45 minutes… Hold your cars” . . . Donna laughed, “Ha... that's when my turtle with the back pack excels....... “ . . .

Dan announced, “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! START YOUR ENGINES” . . .Racers took off with clues hot ahead of them. -- Really located in Paradise and Winchester. -- Translated – “The Meadows” or the “Grasslands.” -- The seat of Clark County. -- The most populous city in the state. -- Established 1905. -- Became a city 1911. -- Largest US city founded in the 20th century. -- 4 ½ mile strip mostly outside the city limits.” . . . Helen said, “Comcast has been off all afternoon....Finally.” . . .  and Dan replied, “Whoa just in time!” . . . Sly said, “I NEED A PIT STOP NOW. and it needs to be a Stop with lotsa PIT (Points In It)… where is the millionaire pit stop - lead me there!!! Where is the crew?” . . . Dan answered, “Here comes another one” . . . Kay said, “I NEED A PIT STOP NOW.” . . . Dan answered, “One coming up” . . . From Penny, a mystifying one word, “Penny” . . . prompting Dan to say, “For your thoughts?” . . . Dave said, “I NEED A PIT STOP NOW” . . . Dan said, “One coming up shortly - seems to be a line” he laughed.” . . .  then NPS said, “I NEED A PIT STOP NOW!” . . . Dan replied, “One coming your way “ . . .  “I NEED A PIT STOP,” said, Suepa . . . Rita said, “All my racing friends out there be careful driving, stay away from pot holes (especially Kay and Dale) and enjoy the ending of a great month. We have had a lot of good times all over the world. We all enjoyed the cuisine, libations and the "guys", oops, I mean scenery where ever we went. Thanks to Maddie for always providing us with "entertainment" she picked up along the way. Parts of this race are skill, parts are timing and parts are just pure luck. You are all winners, or you wouldn't be a part of this Circle. . .To Dan and Holli, thanks for putting up with us for another July. You always make things exciting, unusual and fun. What would we do without you.” . . . Rita continued, “I see we are going to get in some practice here. Dave, are you ready for us?” . . .

Suepa said, “This is my second one. The first hasn't shown yet and it has been gone for ten minutes. SCREAM…Dan, if I send another one which one counts???” . . . then Suepa added, “Oops, I forgot the NOW in the first one. Don't know if it still counts. Just in case...” . . . Dan responded, “On its way” . . This one counts” . . . . On it's way … typing as fast as I can - seems to be a few slips on the scoring table at the moment - where did they all come from!” . . . Suepa said, “Oh Dan, I am not screaming at YOU. AOL is driving me crazy tonight. SO SLOW!” . . .  Helen said, “After fussing at Comcast all afternoon, was able to reboot at Zulu...Now, my nerves are shot and I need a REST!!!!” . . . Dan said, “Stay tuned - I'll update as fast as I can - Donna - really takes off 1st to destination and in two other categories too… 1st Place - BIG Lead!” . . .  Donna laughed, “No where near enough points.... but thought the turtle needed it's moment!” . . . Dan said, “It's lasted 90 so far!” . . . NPS said, “Congrats Donna! “ . ..  Sly said, “Got all my answers in, AND NO MORE MOVIE TRIVA - double yippee fireworks started - looking for a nice place to rest here - maybe I will just stay here until the gathering!!” . . . Barney said, “So long as them cracks don’t lead to pot holes. How’s the weather there Dan?” . . . Dan replied, “On its way!” . . . Barney, surprised, said, “I was not asking for a pit stop just making silly comments here. Oh my, but, but, I am not even in the right town yet!!!!!” . . . Dan laughed, “Well, you got one anyway! Sometime the pit crews just grab the first vehicle they see - fill the gas check the oil, pint job, you know what ever strikes the moment” . . . WCDonna said, “WCWC requests her first PS for today, day 31. Thanks” . . . Dan replied, “One on its way!” . . . You already had your first one!” . . . 

 Dale asked, “Dan--Do you have time to take a question????????????”  Dan answered, “Sure - yes, no, maybe - please select one of these for an answer” . . . . . .  Karen said, “I need a pit stop now” . . . Dan answered, “One on its way!” . . . Sly said, “What’s the answer Dale - I'll tell you” . . .  Dale answered, “I don't know that's why I need to ask” . . .  PattiK said, “I think you just asked your question!!” . . . Sly continued, “Points given and marked PS2 - so the other one I got was PS3?” . . . Kay laughed, “Boy, no kidding. NOTHING is in order. It's a real mess. Everything is real quiet now..... even the mailbox thingy. Everyone must be taking a breather.” . . . Dan said, “I'd like to - but the bad server keeps calling!” . . . Helen said, “Give him a chance to clean up the mess....I need to go fix dinner.” . . . Dan said, “Works for me!” . . . Sly laughed, “Dan got mixed up - I was supposed to get the millionaire pit stop!!” . . . Dan said, “Next month!” . . . PattiK said, “Hi Dan -- hope you can enjoy the Florida sunset soon with your feet up on the deck and a cold drink in your hand!” . . . Dan laughed, “It's pouring and the desk is covered with paper - the server is being a pain - I'm right in my element - I LOVE IT!” . . . Rita said, “I NEED A PIT STOP NOW.” ... Dan said, “One coming your way” . . . . .

Dan studied the requests and turned to Suepa, “Sorry!...Upon further review - your RFPS is incomplete - please reapply” . . . Dave said, “I NEED A PIT STOP NOW” . . . Dan answered, “Here comes one! YOU TAKE THE LEAD” . . . WCDonna said, “Requesting PS #3 for Day 31.” . . . Dan said, “One on its way” . . . Kay said, “I NEED A PIT STOP NOW” . . . Dan answered, “One on its way!” . . . To Penny’s one word ‘Penny’ message, Dan said, “One on its way!” . . . Penny sent the message for Esme, “Esme's request for a #1 pit stop” . . . Dan answered, “One coming her way” . . . Donna said, “I NEED A PIT STOP NOW!
Donna- TM1- first request for ps.” . . . Dan answered, “One coming right up” . . . NPS said, “REQUESTING MY SECOND PIT STOP NOW” . . . Dan said, “One on the way!” . . . Dale said, “I NEED A PIT STOP NOW” . . . Dan replied, “One coming right up” . . . Dale said, “Hey Racers we have set up some "port-a-john's over on the left,  please take a number” . . . Barney said, “Too late, been out to the flowers already” . . .Donna said, “Hum... I don't think so.....TM1- wondering what Dale is up to now!” . . . Dale asked, “I just have to ask  ---------  How do you send in three E-Mail all at once. And the timing-- Girl you are good.” . . . Dan replied, “One right after the other - they were all separate” . . . Donna replied, “Dedicated servers at work... faster than most connections.... auto mail.... what else do you want to know.... heck, I could have been driving home when they hit.” . . . Dan said, “With points still to be had by all the top racers - Dave moves into first place. Man this is slow motion excitement – PPS” . . . Penny wrote, “I NEED A PIT STOP NOW” . . . Dan replied, “One coming your way - another nice pick up!” . . . NPS said, “Thanks Dan and Holli for a wonderful month! It's been great!” . . . Dan answered, “You’re welcome!” . . . Dale interrupted, “Hey, are you finished?????????????? That "large" lady has not sung yet” . . .  Holli laughed, “He IS the best there is!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And we are so very fortunate he is ours!! … DUJ --who really didn't do much” . . .

Barney said, “Have I been missing it. I’ve been refreshing a yahoo page that did not have the current messages in it. So I am 30 minutes behind. Gesshess … Hope Dan doesn’t do that.” . . . Dale said, “Just take a number------you'll be seated as soon as we can find a place” . . . Barney said, “I like lobsta!!!!! Barn” . . . Vera said, “HELP..........too confused....work thing!” . . . Dan asked, “NOW?” . . .  Vera answered, “YES....I am a nervous wreck....rough day!” . . . Helen said, “I think I was not credited for my first PIT Stop of the day...Dear Judge, please fix it for that time period....Thanks.” . . . Dan responded, “Upon further review - corrections made – PPS.” . . . continuing, she said, “This should be my last pit stop” . . . Dale said, Well it's about time-----------------Phew” . . . Donna called out, “I NEED A PIT STOP NOW --- ( TM1), second one for me- er- you count at 3.. last one!” . . . Dan replied, “One coming right at you - puts you back in first!” . . .  Helen said, “Thanks to Dan, Holli, Tracy, and the rest of your families for allowing us to monopolize your July. We've had a great ride, probably drove you nuts with all the questions, but you were patient and kind to us old folks. Thanks to Ruth for preparing Notes for each day. Thanks for allowing my daughter to play as a wild card. Thanks to Snoopy, Vera, Donna, NPS and others who may have sent me a hint on days when I was clueless....Have a great time in St Marys with your family this weekend, Dan...Holli...take a break....get ready for your Vegas trip....Enjoy the rest of the evening” . . . Allyn said, “Allyn is closing her eyes, kissing the dice and rolling.....” . . . Helen said, “NOW...” . . . Allyn said, “Did I forget NOW?? Then NOW!” . . .  Dan replied, “One coming your way - pretty good roll! 2880 points!” . . .a little later Dan replied to the same message, “You got it - I'm getting punchy!” . . . Dan returned to say, “Bummer Allyn. The auditor caught a mistake I made and points have been adjusted – sorry” . . . Allyn said, “Maybe I'm not approaching the judges aggressively enough. A drop from  2800 to 600 points is worse than riding Acrophobia at Six Flags…. Signed, Allyn (who is too stunned to make another move...told you I don't gamble and now you see why!)” . . . Dale said, “Don't give up hope Just one more error and you could wind up with 3400” . . . Dan laughed. “That's not funny Dale - yes it is!” . . .

Barney said, “That the scorer found the porta shed, Dale. a little lag…Maybe he is getting a few leftovers from this morning, however, to maintain energy & stamina” . . . Dan said, “Helen has been awarded her 1st PIT Stop -- and Barney's request has been removed as it appears it was not made. PPS” . . . Ruth said, I NEED A PIT STOP NOW. Dan replied, “One coming right at you.” . . . Dan reported, “By a mere 29 points Donna has recaptured first place!” . . . NPS said, “Congrats Donna! WTG!” . . . Donna said, “Not going to hold up...I am trying to figure out who is going to win.“ . . . Dan replied, “If I ever get caught up - I'll check out the mathematical possibilities.” . . .  Dale responded, “Well, I know one you can eliminate, he tried to give it a run, but that darn scrub board took out too much starch. Then the pot holes were pretty deep.” . . . Answering Dale’s remark about the large lady not singing yet, Dan said, “I'm still here - would you believe I still haven't managed to clear the scoring table” . . . Rosann spoke up, “PLEASE???!!! THIS IS MY FIRST ONE!!!... Dan said, “On its way.” . . . . and being his surrogate, Rosann sent a request for Mike, “PLEASE???!!! THIS IS MY FIRST ONE FOR DAY 31!!!... THANKS” . . . Dan answered, “On its way” . . . Donna turned to Dave on being ahead, “”Congrats on 1st......Dave answered, “I am waiting for you to make a move now. Maybe you have already.” . . . Donna replied, “I was never out to win this race.... even now, against odds,  .... I need my life back! Not waiting” . . . Dan laughed, “You say that every year “ . . . Dave said, “Way to go Donna. Early on I told Dan and Holli that I would play but may not be able to keep up. I think a lot of it is the luck of the draw.  Especially the last two days.” . . . Through Rosann, Mike said, “OK...Can I have my 2nd pit stop for the day now please?... THANKS!!!” . . . Dan answered, “Correct PPS” . . . Dan answered, “Yup - 2nd one coming” . . . Rosann continued, “We get two today don’t we??? OK, Can I have my 2nd one, please?” . . .  continuing, Rosann said, “If we didn't get Bingo on card C, do we get any special points??? Free spaces??? I missed by 1 item.... Just asking.....Hey, ya' never know.....every point helps!!” . . . Dan replied, “Hi Rosann if you DID NOT have Bingo in the A game or the B game you have two free spaces - if you had Bingo in either you have no free spaces - you are making quite a run here!” . . . Donna replied, “Only if you didn't call bingo for card A & B... then you got two free spaces... I think!” . . .

Vera said, “NOW....I want a tow NOW!!!! Geesh....dah!!!” . . . Vera hollered, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh forget the tow...make it a pit stop NOW!!!! Just open the door I am running through!” . . . Dan laughed, “I can relate!”… and answered, “On its way” . . . You got them both PPS” . . . Vera asked, “You mean 2 done or one to send yet? Sorry, know you are busy!” . . . Dan answered, “two” . . . Dale said, “Nope he's just playing on the computer” . . . Solicitous, Donna asked, “Do you need anything Dan..... a cup of coffee, dinner, server repair help....Just ask... Dale isn't doing anything. He can run and get it…. (TM1) who can't decide if she is watching a horse race or political election,” she said, laughing! . . . Dale protested, “I'm trying to figure out how you are figuring out who is going to win. I'm running around looking for pot holes that need to be covered.” . . . Dan answered, “Ya know that coffee sounds pretty good - think I'll go find the pot!” . . . Donna replied, “Dale will go it.... er, I will... er, might be good for you to stretch your legs..... either way!” . . . then,  Donna, checking the scores said, “Dan- something is wrong.... you gave someone else’s points to me.... I was done, now have more points. Need to be fair.... I don't care if I lose!” . . . Dale promptly replied, “I'll take them----“  . . . Dan answered, “Nope the auditor required a second look and I had to make adjustments - I'll double check everything tomorrow before the final results are certified. We'll declare a winner tonight but wait to make it official after the certification.” . . .  Rita said, “You did a great job on the laundry and the pot holes. I hit a couple myself. It's hard to hit the spot you want.” . . .

Vera talked a blue steak, “Everything confusing around here today! Job - state broke, work or not tomorrow, do we get paid, do we even do a payroll...who will show up and the end of the race!!!!!! WELL.....thus my mind is all over the place… Vegas is looking real good right now!!!! Why isn't it October! NOW!” . . . Pattik asked, “May I have a pit stop please? I have to hold up the honor of last place” . . . and Dan replied, “You got it!” . . . Dale laughed, “Are you still around?” . . . Dan asked, “Who?” . . . Rita said, “Vera, I heard about it on the radio. The State failed to pass a budget today (their last day), so possibly no one will get paid. People may not show up for work tomorrow, though they were told they would get their pay and the budget should be passed soon. What a mess. Leave it to Blago to cause problems like this.” . . . Penny wrote as surrogate for Esme, “I NEED A PIT STOP NOW – ESME” . . . Dan promptly answered, “Roger – PPS” . . . Dale said, “Now that you have a minute  --------  I didn't get any points for SS” . . . Donna said, “did you send it in? I didn't see it.... Just kidding.... you know, depending… you still have a chance to beat me... hope you do.!” . . .  Dan replied, “I noticed that - let me check - seems the auditor missed that one too! This could be interesting!” . . . Dan answered, “Hmmm - just went back and checked didn't see it in my deleted box didyou send it to me and did I acknowledge it?” . . . Dale replied, “First- If I say yes where would you place it--?... If I say no-then would I just get the next points? See there is a lot to think about here” . . . Dale said, “I was wondering if Barney was awake  -----  WAKE UP” . . . Barney called back, “I am still around, operator.” . . .

Rita said, “All my racing friends out there be careful driving, stay away from pot holes (especially Kay and Dale) and enjoy the ending of a great month. We have had a lot of good times all over the world. We all enjoyed the cuisine, libations and the "guys", oops, I mean scenery where ever we went. Thanks to Maddie for always providing us with "entertainment" she  picked up along the way. Parts of this race are skill, parts are timing and parts are just pure luck. You are all winners, or you wouldn't be a part of this Circle. To Dan and Holli, thanks for putting up with us for another July. You always make things exciting, unusual and fun. What would we do without you.” . . .

Dan said, “In theory it is still possible for someone to be the current leader - looks like it will be a waiting game - are the deals being made in the back rooms of Las Vegas as I type? In no more than 2 hours and 8 minutes we'll all find up - as this game of chess and one-up-man ship draws to a conclusion!” . . . Rita said, “My last pit stop, please.” . . . adding, “Ruth has been awfully quiet tonight. Wonder if she is overwhelmed with trying to put together the travelogue for today. Lots of movement up/down and then up again for some of the racers. Thank you Ruth for the usual exceptional job you have done in keeping us all apprised of what has been happening every day. I often go back to your travelogue from VSRR I and II when I need a good laugh.” . . .Dan said, “Thanks Rita - nice comments all around!” . . . Holli added, “Thanks Rita.... Dan is the best!” . . . Dale added, “Ruth does a lot more than we give her credit for-- A GREAT LADY” . . . NPS said, “Here Here!!” . . . Dan said,  … “Amen - THREE CHEERS FOR RUTH - wouldn't be the same race without her!” . . . Donna added, “gosh- we have so many fine writers here in this group...... can I just day ditto!.. to the thanks to Dan, Holli, Tracy and families for enduring this..... and to Ruth who kept us laughing.... and Dale too for keeping us on our toes and in clean clothes.... never realized how hard it is to type and use a breathing machine at the same time.... geesh.” . . . Holli said, “That is for sure! She is OUR CLASSY COLUMNIST!!!...Thanks again Ruth!!...((((HUGS)))” . . .

Penny said, “Yes - it has been a lot of fun. I certainly enjoyed putting the puzzles together. Plus doing research on the world's largest things. Dan & Holli - kudos to you both for a wonderful July. Without you and this road rally what a boring month this would have been. To Ruth - your writings are a true work of art. I have saved them all - over 100 pages to re-read and then read again during the long, cold, dark winter months. The parties were wonderful. Have a great rest of the summer. We are off to Cape Cod tomorrow for a quick road trip. I will have you know we delayed our trip just so I could finish out this day.” . . . Rita said, “Have a nice trip back to the Cape. I hope to be there in October, if everything works out” . . . Helen said, “Stopped back by before heading to bed....Looks like Donna may be the winner....I did my usual sink on the last 2 days...ref. VSSR I and II...Thanks to everyone for an interesting month.” . . .  Rita said, “Dan, I just talked to Tracy. She is going to "keep the light burning" for you, knowing you will be up so late. Does she know you are spending the evening with so many lovely ladies?” Rita laughed. “Bless her for being so indulgent of this group.” . . . Dan laughed, “She knows you are all good therapy for me!” . . . Dan said, “Thanks Penny” . . . then said, “Whoa - way past my bedtime!” . . . Donna said, “Have a safe trip Penny... wait a minute... you just put in landscaping. Who is going to water!!!!” . . . Penny said, “It is only for a day. Quick trip down and back.” . . . Vera said, “Ditto all of those thoughts.....there is so much to learn and see in this race and no once captures it like our Ruth, Dan,  Holli....supporting staff....all the racers! What a ride!” . . . Dale said, “I need to give my thanks to this whole group. You are a great bunch of people to put up with the likes of myself.  I sure hope I have not offended anyone, if so just let it go.--- Laugh! It is all in fun…Thanks to all of you for a great time” . . . Rita said, “Dale, You and Ruth both have kept this group laughing with your bantering during this race. Levity is what we needed, since this is "all in fun". Thanks” . . . Holli said, “Dale, we love you! I wouldn't want to change one thing about you! You are a special kindda guy! (((HUGS))))” . . . Barney said, “The same back at you Dale. Thanks for being here. Now go have some fun with your wonderful wife tomorrow!” . . .

 Dale said, “I think I will take pity on Dan now and call for my last pit stop …  I NEED A PIT STOP” . . . Dan said, “WHOA - puts you in 3rd place - men take 2 of top three spots – now there's some history!” . . .PPS” . . .  Dan said, “Dale - you are one in a gazillion - I don't think any of us would trade you for anybody else - you're a special person!” . . . Vera said, “Good heavens....I need a break!!! NOW....is there a whirlpool there? Second pit stop request ...I think!” . . . Dan heard and said, “Coming right up.” . . . NPS said, “Thanks once again to Dan and Holli. It had been a splendid adventure! Thanks to my fellow racers. It has been fun racing and partying with everyone. Thanks to Ruth for a wonderful diary to read all year. I congratulate whoever the winner is, too tired to wait to see who it  is!... Goodnight” . . .  Holli called, “Good night Sue.“ . . . Dan answered, “Good night Sue” . . . Dale moved like lightening, “Darn-----------I forgot to take her clothes out of the drier. Be right back… HOLD ON RUTH_ DON'T COME OUT LIKE THAT” . . .  Holli laughed aloud! . . . Barney called out, “I NEED A PIT STOP Now.” . . . Dan said, “Hold on now - we might this could get interesting - the men currently hold 3 of the 4 top spots - way to go guys!” . . . Barney called again, “Give it to me One MORE Time DAN, The Pit stop…Its been Great” . . . Dan said excitedly, “Okay - coming at ya! … BARNEY'S MAKING A MOVE!” . . . Rita laughed. “What a hoot! The guys are taking over. This has been such a fun race. . . . Here comes Barney for the photo finish.” . . . Barney said, “Celebrate!!!!!!!! . . . TO DAN , HOLLIE, TRACIE & all” . . . Vera said, “Way to go Barney.....I have a lovely bowl of raspberries/blueberries and Strawberries all ready for you!” . . . Dale said, “Hey we did GOOD!” . . .

Dan announced, “With the men making a last minute charge and Barney executing a brilliant come from behind strategy they got close BUT not quite close
enough! Donna is hereby declared the winner of VSRR III - and entitled to bear the crown of "VSRR III Champion." What a race - Donna who as a young child never set out to win a VSRR today was crowned as champion as she executed a brilliant burst of energy at the beginning of today’s final leg - gambling that she could hold the lead she held back one PIT STOP - Dave came on and for a brief moment took over first - but Donna confident in her victory declared a request for her final pit stop and moved into the lead for good. Congratulations Donna! … All results are subject to an external internal audit which will be conducted at the offices of Dewey, Cheatum and Howe attorneys for Hollidan Inc. Certified results will be posted no later than they are - special thanks to Holli for forming this group,  for Ruth for magnificently documenting our shenanigans and to each and every racer - because without you a VSRR would not be possible - thanks for being such wonderful people!” . . .  Penny said, “CONGRATULATIONS DONNA!!! Way to go - especially being sick with your allergies.” . . . Holli laughed, “Popping The corks of some Dom Perignon !!!!!!! CONGRATS ALL!!!!!” . . . Barney said, “Way to go Donna good job.!!!!” . . .Holli said, “WOOO HOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! CONGRATS DONNA!!! WTG!!! Hope you are feeling better soon!” . . . Vera said, “Isn't that just something! Donna 1 and then the 3 men! Wow....that is good! Congrats to one and all that participated!” . . . Barney said, “Good night one & all. Have fun in Vegas.”  . . . 

Allyn said, “Staggering back from Infield Care, bloodied and dazed, Allyn is wondering what fate caused her to be slammed into the wall during the final laps of the race two years running. Her spotter, Wrong Way Billy claims that she was caught speeding on pit road and that's why the judges sent her to the end of the longest line. That doesn't account for the headache, blurred vision and severe damage to the right side of the Bugatti... Maybe she shouldn't have let Frank drive. At least it's not a DNF...Thanks to all for another amazing race... see you next year when that famous cry goes up, "GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES!"” . . .

Donna, making her acceptance speech, declared, “You have to be kidding me... OK, when the audit committee goes thru, I am sure I will be in last place... Thanks to everyone for a great race.... Even tho I complained about tiny pieces of puzzles and this is taking way too much time.... I really enjoyed it, this year as well as the other two. But this victory belongs to each and every one of you. From those running it, to those documenting it, to those making us laugh, to those aggravating us in fun.... We are all winners here having each other not only in July but throughout the year. Oh, one last thing.....  Thanks Mom for helping out when I was too busy -- and listening to me whine about - don't call me at work, I don't have time for this now... so she would email me.” And Donna laughed. ”Donna- who should have been prepared and had the writers of the group get my acceptance speech ready!!” . . . Dale said, “CONGRATULATIONS DONNA!!! You ran a great race for a GIRL” . . . Donna smiled, saying, “Yep- I thought one of you was going to hold out for the big points and win..... I guess you felt sorry for me...” . . . Rita said, “Congrats to Donna and all the other 21 winners. It was a great race and lots of fun. We have a year to get those engines tuned up, the cars washed and shined and for Dale to get all the laundry done…P.S Night Dan, night Holli” . . .Pattik laughed saying , “Nope, last place is mine!!!!! Congratulations for a great race Donna” . . . Dan called back, “Night Rita!” . . .

Dave spoke up with some homilies, “Everyone, I would like to thank everyone for the good time. This was a great race. This evening I was thinking back to some of the emails and responses sent during the race. For some reason the colorful Yogi Berra came to mind. Thanks for everything.” [And he left us with some great Yogi Berra]. "You got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there." … "You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half you give what's left." … "You can observe a lot just by watchin'." … "You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six." … "Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel." … "When you come to a fork in the road, take it." … "The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase." … "Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded." … "It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much." … "It ain't over till it's over." … "If you can't imitate him, don't copy him." … "I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question." … "I want to thank everyone who made this night necessary." … "I made a wrong mistake."” . . .

Kay laughed saying, “I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question." … Might this be Dan???  Rita laughed, “Night Dave, see you in VEGAS BABY!” . . . Holli said, “Nite Rita” . . . Suddenly a message wandered in from Ruth saying, “I NEED A PIT STOP NOW.” . . .  Dan answered, saying, Wow Ruth - you have a slow something - your message was sent at 6:50 PM you time didn't hit Yahoo - until 2:37 am - that's not ZULU!” . . . Ruth replied, “Frustrating, too! I'm looking at a message box that shows 185 messages remaining.. That tells me you won't see a narrative for many hours. Wow - surprised to see you up at this hour --- although I take it back. Not surprised. You're still scoring.” . . . Answering Rita, Ruth said, “I am way, way, way down here in a deep pit writing like mad. Chatty bunch, aren't we? I'm already at 7,000 words and have 145 more messages to go! Haven't had time to write to the racers - laughing so much at Dan and Dale…... trying not to end up in the pit for the weekend. Would you believe I don't even know who the winner is yet, or if Dan has gone to bed? Glad you stopped in - now back to the narrative!” . . . Dan answered, “Hi Ruth - not yet - server is being real finicky - but I'll get'er! I won't tell you the winner - you can find that out for yourself but look who came in 2, 3, 4.” . . . Sly said, “congrats Donna , and thanks to all for the month’s fun - it was great traveling with you all - special thanks to the judges and to Ruth for her work at making a story out of it all.” . . . Pattik said, “Thank you Dan and Holli for providing such great entertainment for the rest of us in July. I can't believe it's August already. It's time for the judges to take a well deserved rest!” . . . Sly turned to pattik saying, “But you get to enjoy the view more, when you take your time - its all that dust that is the challenge - I will tell you where I got my goggles, before next years race.” . . . Dan said, “Hi PattiK - as you know we always try to have a little spot to relax after the race” . . . and he included a link . . . http://dtlima.com/VSRR%20III/Lounge/RL.html 

Pattik said, “That's so true Sly! I wore my son's biology lab goggles for this race. I just added little windshield wipers to automatically get rid of the dust I had to eat” . . . turning to Dan, Pattik said in surprise, “Whoa Dan! You're still up?? Do you have toothpicks holding your eyelids open? Hope that server starts working properly soon” . . . Donna studied the link Dan just sent and said, “Dan.... you are still up? Did you get any rest.... Lovely place to relax after a month of running around and nights of partying who knows where.... hey, is your pool filter working right yet?” . . . Dan answered her, “Yup still here - into my 42 wind - new server is up and running - picking data off the old one is the remaining challenge - My IT staff will start to show up after 7 then I'll be heading home as soon as practical.” . . . to Donna he added, “yup - I finally get to get the coffee for you! How you feeling this morning - Champ?” . . .  Ruth said, “Good morning - You know the old song, ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall. Well, I'm down to 101 messages. Unlike the beer, the messages just keep replacing themselves. Nobody around here seems to sleep. This is my chance to congratulate Donna!!” . . . Donna turned to Dan saying “Thanks for the coffee.... I really needed it this morning.... stayed up way past my bedtime! ... but at least I got some sleep. So, does Tracy believe you were working all night or does she think you were really out partying with the racers?” Donna asked laughing.” Hope everyone gets in early so you can go home and head to bed.... It gets rough to continue staying up as the sun gets up..... What a day/night for you this has been. Race pressure, Server pressure... geesh. Still can't believe I won.....” . . . Dan said, “Hi Donna - my pleasure! Yup - she calls me on a regular basis to make sure I'm alright – glad you won - now are you taking the day off to get better?” . . . And so another racer bites the dust and heads for the barn to rest tired bones. Sure the auditor has to do his final do, and paperwork has to be duplicated and filed and processed, and the racers need to curl up and get some sleep -- but what an exhilarating, marvelous exciting race this has been… so thoughtfully planned and executed by our noble leader. This is a race to talk about over a hot toddy and warm fire – or on a sunny beach with cabana boys serving tall, cold, splashy ones… So much to remember ... to laugh about … but first we need to take a nice long nap!….